Unless we're missing something and it's actually April 1st today, it seems we finally have a release date for the oft delayed fan-made Half Life remake, Black Mesa Source. Oddly, the reveal was done quietly on their own forums in this news thread, announcing a release date of September 14th, less than two weeks away.
If you're feeling like even that's too long to wait after all this time, you are also urged to download the soundtrack to get you in the mood, choosing to pay whatever you wish.
Loading like a real slow biatch til it gives up
Suck it, losers!
That might speed you up a little
Think I'll find an alternative. *cough*
EDIT: and back down to 7kB/s... wtf. /stop