Gabe Newell Simulator Launched

Ever wondered what it would be like to be Gabe Newell? Of course you have. Who doesn't want to be uber rich, swimming daily in your gold plated pool filled with the tears of frustrated gamers waiting for Half-Life 3? Well wonder no more thanks to one man development team Antonio Renna.

The game sees you playing as the venerable Gaben, who, when he isn't fighting hordes of monsters from the Half-life series, is running Valve. You essentially get to alternate between wasting headcrabs and running a business. Of course, the infamous yet-to-be released third Half Life game is referenced a fair bit too.

The developer does give the warning that:

"This game has been designed and conceived by a strange and perverse mind, so, the developer doesn't take any responsibility of possible dreams or hallucinations about GABEN.
The game also contains some bugs and easter eggs, created especially to entertain the player, will be adjusted only the bugs that ruin the gaming experience."

The game is available now for £1.99 on Steam.