Lady Dimitrescu Getting a Spin-off Game

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Fans of Capcom’s Brobdingnagian villain Lady Dimitrescu, aka “tall vampire lady” are in for a treat as the company has announced that she’s getting her own game. Originally, the claw-handed baddie was set to play an important, but not necessarily starring role in Resident Evil Village, but with fans across the globe professing their adoration for her, she’s getting a starring role in a new game before she’s even featured in the latest Resident Evil instalment. 

Capcom spokesperson April Första said: 

“We’re thrilled to hear that people love our Lady, and whilst we didn't expect the response we got, we’re not entirely surprised to hear how much our fans enjoy her. We’ve listened carefully at that outpouring of love, and development has begun on Hurt me Mummy, with our very own 9’6 hero as the protagonist.”

In this rather unsubtly-titled game, you will play as the gigantic vampire, and your goal is to step on as many internet fans as possible. Early gameplay footage suggests that this might not be too difficult however as seemingly the entire internet is throwing itself under your feet at every opportunity. It’s expected that this will change through development, with rumours suggesting that Capcom is in talks with insole manufacturer Scholl about mechanics involving bunions and athlete’s foot from all the stepping that require negating. As always, we’ll be reporting on every step that this title takes as it develops.