Speaking Simulator Enters Open Beta

Affable Games is accepting signups for the free open beta testing for their game, Speaking Simulator which will run from 19th August to the 2nd September via Steam. Speaking Simulator follows an AI that is powered by a potato and is trying to learn to speak. Players will be expected to “simulate” perfect speech with one hand controlling the tongue via keyboard and controlling the mouth movement with a mouse. Failure can lead to breakdowns of the android's mouth.

“No, I am not a robot. I swear this was just a great idea we had,” said Jed Dawson, co-founder at Affable Games. “We are in no way testing a global domination platform on humans who are gullible enough to participate in our free beta.”