LEWDAPOCALYPSE Hentai Evil Review

Being in the UK, I can’t buy the latest adult games, so I’m making the most of the ones I already own, which is why I’m reviewing LEWDAPOCALYPSE Hentai Evil six years late. You play as Lara, the lucky/unlucky lady from S.L.U.T.S., who survives the initial zombie outbreak in Beaver City, and has to go screen-by-screen, shooting an assortment of enemies as she attempts to get out alive.

Along the way, she endeavours to have sex with everyone (and several things) she meets, because this isn’t a serious game, which is probably for the best given that not all of the sex is consensual. By which I mean that if an enemy kills you (you can accidentally explode yourself), then it will have its way with you, as if that wasn’t obvious.

The game is made up of sections where you stand on the left side of the screen, shoot baddies, then repeat until you hit a cutscene. These usually end up with you having to complete a jigsaw puzzle, which will then show you some animated sexy times. You can freely switch between the censored and uncensored modes, which will hide those scary female-presenting nipples and genitals. Well, most of them.

Pursuing Lara through the city is the terrifying Penesis, a giant anthropomorphic erect penis wearing a leather coat. Its head is not disguised by the aforementioned censoring. There are multiple times when you can choose to fight or “fight” the monster, and these will factor into which of the endings you get.

There are three difficulty levels if you’re after more of a challenge. This doesn’t seem to alter much however, just how much ammo you can carry, and how hard the jigsaw puzzles are. The most striking change is how you can only carry five knives (used in case an enemy grabs you), as the enemies don’t appear to be any tougher.

Since LEWDAPOCALYPSE only uses your mouse, you can easily play with one hand. Why you would want to, when it’s just a chibi Lara being approached by the undead, is your business. After you’ve solved the jigsaws, you don’t really need to use any hands. Swapping weapons can be done with the mouse scroll wheel or the number keys, so you can play with two hands like I did — going from shotgun to assault rifle is faster if you’re not going past the grenade launcher first.

The character and creature design really suits the game, and I appreciate being able to blow a head off, though the enemies just falling down when they get hit in the face by an exploding barrel is a little disappointing. The sex scenes have a short loop, but do the job well enough.

The music is quite repetitive, and the groans of zombies might start to grate after a while, but at least you get to hear pleasurable moaning now and then?

One run through LEWDAPOCALYPSE Hentai Evil will take under an hour (depending on how good you are with jigsaws), with multiple runs required to get all of the scenes and endings. If you’ve ever wanted to play as a member of the post office (that’s what S.L.U.T.S. is) who likes sex and accidentally gets embroiled in a plot by an evil corporation, I can’t think of a better game. Or any other.