// News // 19th Dec 2018 — 5 years ago // By Emsey P. Walker

GameGrin Advent Extravaganza 2018 - 19th December

It's time for the 2018 GameGrin Advent Extravaganza! Every day until 25th December we're going to be giving away a free game to a random commenter, so be sure to check the Winners' Hub to see if you've got a prize waiting. (If you have, you can claim through our social media platforms.)

The game up for grabs today is...

Kona (Steam Code)

For a chance to win the game, all you have to do is leave a comment below. The winner will then be chosen at random and announced in the Winners' Hub tomorrow at 8pm (GMT).

GameGrin Advent Extravaganza 2018

Emsey P. Walker

Junior Editor

Emsey is a lover of games and penguins. Apparently she does some writing too...somewhere...

COMMENTS

Acelister - 09:09pm, 19th December 2018

This game is enough to put you into a Kona

fortuna730 - 10:48pm, 19th December 2018

BEST

GarySheppard - 10:51pm, 19th December 2018

“Squeeze Rasher” Said James. “If ever there was a time that you needed to poo yourself, it’s now. We need a dookie and we need it quick my man.” It was strange, Rasher pooed his trousers at least thirteen times a day on average but now it was on command he was getting a bit of stage fright. “Think of Theresa May rimming Jeremy Corbyn” exclaimed the tiny man, hoping to scare Rasher into producing faecal matter. That did the trick and a triumphant bottom burrito escaped from the strained sphincter of the bound man.

The chocolate log was larger than James himself, and it took all of his strength to carry it surreptitiously across to Rasher’s distracted nemesis. Carefully placing it under the left wheel of his chair, James was confident that he’d lose control of his wheelchair as soon as he ran into the fetid mud of Rasher’s lower regions. With the plan in place, he just needed to lure Platinum into the brown bait. As loud as he could, he screamed.

Startled by the noise Platinum swung round He skidded slightly on the human waste in his path, but largely unimpeded. “Who the hell are you and why have you got my hands filthy?” He asked. “Never mind actually, I don’t need to know. You won’t be doing it again.” With a swift blink, lasers shot from the gaping holes that were Platinum’s pupils, and James was instantly vapourised.

Rasher looked on in horror, unable to move or even to scream thanks to the ball gag that Platinum had attached to him. With the plan failed and his companion smouldering like a burnt pork scratching, there was little hope left.